It has finally happened. Ben has finally said something that we are not even going to attempt to yes and, even on content. Although he did try to pass it off as his new character, Merv Shrigley. We discuss whether or not Alex is a pantomime boy, read out some of the genuinely lovely notes the Sixpack gave us at MCM Expo, and Doug talks us through the new Player’s Handbook (we promise he does actually read the rules). Plus there is more Lord of the Rings banter, some swearing, and a surprising discussion about Alex and his very normal feet. We're about to fuck and fight.