David and Robert sit in the pretend room discussing two sketches the joy of steam and stab the pirate. They talk about 1980s TV nostalgia Joan Hickson Marple and Poirot. They reminisce about dangerous 80s playgrounds and board games that fired ball bearings at loved ones. Then, they offer style tips for passport photos and advice on residual payments and tax regimes. They also discuss Christmas presents misery memoirs and end with a call to action.