Opening: Obama and McCain Introduce Season 14 The Johnny Gan Show: Late Night Show Audition The Hills: New Roommate - Anita Eugene HNL Struthers: Jerry O'Connell The Hills: New Roommate - Alison So You Think You Can Dance: President's Edition Music Video: Jerry O'Connell - John Edwards: "Viva La Cheata" The Hills: New Roommate - Caress Coach Hines: Sex Talk Red Carpet Segment: Arden at the FOX Eco Show MADtv Extras: "HNL Bloopers" MADtv Extras: "The Hills - Deleted Scene" Closing: The Hills Extra: New Roommate - Anita
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bruce Leddy | Writer | ||
| Seth MacFarlane | Guest Star | ||
| Jerry O'Connell | Guest Star | ||
| Spike Feresten | Guest Star | ||
| Niecy Nash | Guest Star | ||
| Mary Lynn Rajskub | Guest Star | ||
| Bruce Leddy | Director | ||
| Crista Flanagan | Actor | various | |
| Johnny A. Sanchez | Actor | various | |
| Keegan-Michael Key | Actor | various | |
| Erica Ash | Actor | various | |
| Bobby Lee | Actor | various | |
| Arden Myrin | Actor | various | |
| Eric Price | Actor | various | |
| Nicole Parker | Actor | various |