Sam hat Freddie einen toten Fisch in sein Schließfach in der Schule gepackt. Daraufhin hat sich Freddie gerächt, indem er Sam an Gibby gefesselt hat. Nun schwört Sam Rache. Zwischenzeitlich will Spencer beim für alle offenen Probetraining der Footballmannschaft ‚Seattle Cobras‘ teilnehmen, doch macht ihm seine mangelnde Fitness zu schaffen. Zum Glück erklärt sich Carly bereit, ihm zu helfen.
In retaliation for putting a dead fish in his locker, Freddie handcuffs Sam to Gibby. Later, Sam overhears Freddie make a confession to Carly that he has never had his first "real" kiss, implying that his former girlfriend Valerie, kissed him for half a second at school with a bunch of other kids hanging around. To get back at Freddie, Sam exposes his secret on iCarly. Freddie is then mocked at school about this, and starts not going to school, talking to anyone, or going to iCarly rehearsals. Carly makes Sam feel guilty about this, so a regretful Sam exposes the same secret about herself in their webshow. She goes and apologizes to Freddie. After she apologizes, both of them feel dumb about not kissing anyone, so they kiss each other and promise not to tell anyone about it, not even Carly. Meanwhile, Spencer trains to be a famous Seattle Cobras football player, but he is able to trick out his traiors Carly and Gibby.
Sam rivela in diretta che Freddie non ha mai dato un vero primo bacio, esponendolo alle prese in giro dei compagni. Pentita, confessa di trovarsi nella stessa situazione e i due decidono di risolvere insieme il problema mantenendo il segreto.
Sam ouve Freddie contando para Carly que nunca beijou uma menina, e expõe seu segredo no programa da web.
Sam apprend par surprise que Freddie n'a jamais encore embrassé une fille... et dévoile son secret durant leur émission! Pendant ce temps, Gibby et Carly entraînent Spencer en vue d'un essai pour être membre d'une équipe de football!
Freddie zdradza, że nigdy się nie całował, a Spencer trenuje przed naborem do zawodowego klubu.
